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's January Newsletter
Happy
Holidays Everyone!
The season
is over and the New Year is here. Some of us were alone and some of us were
with our families - small and large. Some of us were happy the Holiday was
here and some of us were sad and just wanted it to end. And for those who
would have liked it to end, I say, there is not a better way to cheer
yourself up then by spending money! And while your at it, why not invest in
a album.
As you go about your day, remember that not everyone celebrated the holiday like you did. Take me for example. I spent the day in jail for drunk and disorderly conduct. As some of you may have surmised, all was not well at the Watermelon Dance Camp. What was with that Event Director anyway calling the cops on me! She could have at least waited until I was finished with my set. But at least I did have some time to come up with some great new songs that I plan to include on my ": Live From the Slammer Album"!
Officers John Cury, Carlos Morales and Archie Sneler all spent the day
listening to 's newest material.
I am now in Biloxi,MS getting over the Holiday's and look forward to seeing some of you in the New Year. Jody Tombstone and I are working around the clock with the Homeless Olympics and are so excited some of you will be joining us for that in May 2003.
Be safe, buy my music, be happy, buy my music and when life gets you down, grab a copy of my latest album!
Lots of
Love........
This month's COUNTERFEITER OF THE MONTH was Santa Clause. I dressed up as Mrs Clause in a daring undercover sting as I watched Santa sell the pirated merchandise. A few kids were disappointed and confused to see Santa go off in handcuffs, but I just explained to them all about how that whole Santa thing is a big sham!
COUNTERFEITER OF THE MONTH: Santa Clause (seen here with me dressed up as Mrs Clause) BUSTED for accepting gratuities from pirated holiday music
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Report A Counterfeiter:
Up to $10
in Chicken Shack gift certificates., If you think you see a
counterfeiter, don’t ask for any explanation. Just report them to me
and I’ll take care of them real good! Just call 976-PIRACY (only
$10 per call), Or by sending e-mail to
killallcounterfeiters@cooterdee.com and I will not
publicly disclose the identity of the
person submitting information without consent, unless it is requested by a
government agency, law enforcement agency, or by someone putting up lots of
cash.
Love,
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